I'm flying to Montana.
Erm, why?
Because it's landlocked.
Ummmmm?
I'm looking after a small hotel there for a few weeks.
Why?
Because the woman who normally runs it is going away.
Who is this person?
My Mum's friend's daughter's aunt's friend of a friend. Or something like that.
OK, but why are YOU doing this?
Someone along that line said "Maya's in North America, she'll do it."
Any idea how to run a hotel?
No, but it can't be any worse than the boat.
