Wednesday, June 23, 2010

And Then There Were Three

One of these people are Dale


The last few days have been pretty frustrating here. We have been delayed by almost a week by boating reasons I don’t understand. Dale hasn’t exactly been pulling his weight. To be fair, he has more weight than the rest of us, but at the moment all that means is that he eats a lot.

On top of that, all he ever does is whinge. “There’s too much stuff on this boat”, “Can’t we have juice with lunch?”, “This rope is too long”, “This rope is too short” etc. etc.

In the end, it all got to be a bit too much for poor old Dale; the gypsy boat, the sarcasm and the low sodium meals. He just couldn’t take it.

Dale left the crew yesterday with a bitter grin on his face and a box of cookies tucked under his arm. At least we’ll always have the blue cheese salad dressing to remember him by. Lord knows Dave won’t throw it out.

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