Financial Statement

First image that came up when I googled 'funny financial statement'

So how did I do eh? Well I made it from London to Sydney via Newfoundland, and I'm now back in Kingston.

The money was good. Really good. Initially I was feeling guilty about taking so much money from unsuspecting communities - it felt like stealing. Fellow Kingstonian busker Heather assured me that I wasn't stealing, merely redistributing funds back into the local economy.

For the last few months I have been working 10-15 hours a week, and I've come back with a small, but useful, profit. I now see the world as a buffet of money; whenever I run out, I just go and get more. It's that easy.